10. Bubble Wand
unless you’re a 3 month old infant, I seriously doubt you’re gonna get injured by an oversized plastic stick that blows bubbles, let alone die from it. i mean, who’s that stupid to die to a BUBNLE WAND????
me. im that stupid. that’s why it’s even up here.
9. Scooper
not as deadly, but it can give a good whack to the back of your cranium. ya know, give that peanut brain of yours a gooooood ol’ shake. just a jump start to start thinking about how you’re gonna spend over 30hrs+ trying to get a singular tool. ahhhh, what are we doing with our lives these days?
8. Golden Rake
this can prove to be quite deadly, or at least break a leg. it’s made out of solid gold so it should be dangerous enough to kill- i mean hurt someone. the only downside is that it’s unbelievablely heavy. do you know heavy a solid rock of gold is? yea, didn’t think so. unless you’re doing deadlifts every half hour, i doubt you could even lift this thing up over your head, or ankles. unless you’re the rock of course, that guy eats mountains for breakfast.
7. Petal Wand
hear me out, hear me out, the petal shurikens won’t do a thing. i mean, you’re shooting flowers at someone, you really think that’s gonna do a dent? maybe not physically, but emotionally is definitely possible. however, do you know how much pollen this thing releases? the amount of allergies this will cause is astronomical. ever heard of coughing up a storm? yea well, with this bad boy you’ll be coughing up another hurricane Sandy.
6. Scythe
this is pretty easy to explain, you’re carrying a large weapon that’s actually lethal, AND it can even spawn in flames! do you know how much arson you could cause with this thing?! it’s amazing!- well, not to sound like a criminal or anything, or like I’ve committed arson in my live ever-
Bang Bang Bang
FBI OPEN UP!!
Crash
SHOOT THE FBI, WAIT I CAN EXPLAIN I DIDNT BURN DOWN THAT RYAN KID’S HOUSE-
5. Porcelain Dipper
this thing is literally just a walking ray gun. you swing it 10 times, a literally beam of light shoots down. you could do so many things with this. if this can disintegrate flowers in a second, can you imagine, and i mean IMAGINE, what you can do with this? buildings, walls, streets, PEOPLE, GONE IN A SECOND. the only downside is that it shoots down onto you so unless you’re the tin man’s cousin, good luck trying not to vaporize yourself.
4. Lighting Staff
the only thing more deadly than light is lightning. it might not be the best tool in Bee Swarm, but in real life.. you can shoot LITERAL BOLTS OF LIGHTING. lighting doesn’t strike twice? think again. with this think you’ll be striking more people than MrBeast and his allegations with Chris Tyson. heck, you know how easy it would be to break into banks? bust down walls? LITERALLY ANYTHING?! you have the power of millions of volts of energy at your hands.
3. Dark Scythe
pretty self explanatory, i mean, you’re carrying a titanic scythe bigger than your ego that can cut basically anything. at this point you might even scare death, both of them.
2. Tide Popper
you might be wondering, for all you red hive fanboys, “WHY IS TIDE POPPER ABOVE DARK SCYTHE YOU SAID IT CAN CUT ANYTHING?!”.
one word, tsunami.
have you seen this thing at FULL tide surge? it creates literal waves of destruction. THINK ABOUT THE SCALING IRL. YOU’RE NOT JUST TAKING AWAY ONE LIFE, YOU TAKING AWAY AN ENTIRE CITY. don’t even get me started on it’s functionality and it’s other buffs. you’re basically a Demi-god. but.. there’s only one more thing more dangerous than water.
1.Pulsar
listen, i don’t care what any of you have to say. you literally have an atom the size of an apple contained in this thing. if splitting an atom that’s smaller than the eye can even see can cause a nuclear explosion bigger than the Statue of Liberty, can you imagine, and just imagine, really just picture this, what would happen if you were to split this thing in half?
i’ll spell it out.
G-O-N-E
the earth, literally deleted. as if God just right-clicked the earth and backspace’d our skibidi toilet obsessed cheeks. i bet you couldn’t even fathom what this would do to our universe, our EXISTENCE.
that’s not even mentioning the radiation this thing’s gonna give off. hands down, THE most realistically deadliest weapon in all of bee swarm.
BONUS: Gummyballer
why didn’t i include this? well, idk tbh. if im being honest, sure you could build a good combo with it, but i can just-
Steps to the side
-that. even if it goes unbelievablely fast it’d probably be like, maybe a 4 on this list? eh idk, maybe im wrong.
alright, that’s it. if you have any questions feel free to ask. don’t @ me, this is factual, absolutely correct and accurate. if you disagree you statically have no father.
this is your comically tired host @/Duckyoubrah signing off. adios
